01 — Tee · Natural
Specimen Plate
The full taxonomic plate, anatomical callouts and all. Rendered as if a chicken cat were a documented species and not an obvious lie.
Garment-dyed cotton | Natural | Front + back
Goods · Ships nationwide
Our sauce can only be sold in Tennessee. Our shirts have no such problem. Everything here is printed to order on heavyweight garment-dyed cotton — small mark on the chest, the real work on the back.
01 — Tee · Natural
The full taxonomic plate, anatomical callouts and all. Rendered as if a chicken cat were a documented species and not an obvious lie.
Garment-dyed cotton | Natural | Front + back
02 — Tee · Black
The whole thesis in four words, set the size of a tour shirt. If someone reads the back of this and disagrees, you probably shouldn't cook for them.
Garment-dyed cotton | Black | Front + back
03 — Tee · Sand
Six hybrids that never existed, drawn like they were catalogued in 1880. A cockatrice, a horned hare, a winged hog, a goatfish, an owl-bull, and us.
Garment-dyed cotton | Sand | Front + back
04 — Tee · Faded Black
A rooster with a serpent's tail, said to kill with a glance. Real heraldry, badly behaved. The one that looks least like it came from a condiment company.
Garment-dyed cotton | Faded black | Front + back
05 — Tee · Pepper
Seventies arch, radiating rays, city name underneath. The shape every good souvenir shirt has had since 1974, with a chimera in the middle of it.
Garment-dyed cotton | Pepper | Front + back
05 — Cap · Sage
Six-panel, unstructured, the mark embroidered small on the front. The only thing here that doesn't explain itself.
Cotton twill | Sage | Embroidered | One size
06 — Tote · Natural
Heavyweight canvas, the plate printed large. Holds roughly eighteen bottles, which we have tested and do not recommend.
16 oz canvas | Natural | One size
Printed to order
Every piece here is made after you order it, on garment-dyed blanks, and shipped direct. No warehouse, no pallet of size-XL mistakes, no minimum we had to hit by guessing what you'd want.
It also means the shirts go everywhere the sauce can't. Batch 001 is Tennessee-only for now — the goods aren't.
Printed and shipped in 3–5 business days. Sizing runs true; garment-dyed cotton shrinks about half a size on a hot wash, so wash cold and hang it.