Fried eggs
Mouser. The lime wakes up the yolk.
Three hot sauces, fermented slow and bottled loud.
Built for the whole plate — not just the dare.
Fermented Tomatillo & Green Jalapeño
Six weeks in brine, then tomatillo, lime and a lot of cilantro stem. The one that disappears fastest.
Lime | Tomatillo | Green Herb | Sea Salt
$14 · 5 fl oz View sauceSmoked Guajillo & Black Garlic
Guajillo smoked over hickory, charred onion, black garlic, cider vinegar. The good part of a barbecue, bottled.
Hickory | Sun-dried Tomato | Black Garlic | Cumin
$14 · 5 fl oz View sauceHabanero, Árbol & Ginger
Habanero and chile de árbol with fresh ginger and rice vinegar. Bright, floral, and genuinely mean about it.
Stone Fruit | Ginger | Citrus Peel | Rice Vinegar
$14 · 5 fl oz View sauceThe obvious move
All three plates in one box — mild, smoked, and mean. Save six dollars and skip the decision entirely.
$42 $36
Section II
A chicken cat is a thing that shouldn't work and does anyway. Two animals with nothing in common, welded into one creature that somehow looks like it was always meant to exist.
That's the sauce, too. Fermentation is patient and quiet. Chiles are loud and impatient. Most hot sauce picks one — either it's a flavorless heat delivery device or it's a jam that happens to be spicy. We wanted the chimera.
So every batch starts in a barrel and sits there until the peppers stop tasting like peppers and start tasting like something older. Then we bring the heat back in at the end, sharp and deliberate, so you get both halves of the animal.
The mark, cut in the manner of a nineteenth-century engraving. Comb, ears, wattle, whiskers — all of it, all at once.
“Flavor first.
Heat second.
Never heat only.”
We're a small operation in Middle Tennessee. Batches are a thousand bottles, which is small enough that we taste every one and large enough that it isn't a hobby anymore.
Everything is on the label. Peppers, vinegar, salt, aromatics. No gums, no dyes, no extract, no numbers we can't explain.
Section III
Peppers from growers within a day's drive when the season allows, dried and imported chiles when it doesn't. We name them on the label either way.
Mash goes into brine at 2.5% salt and sits six to eight weeks. This is the part you can't rush and the part everyone skips.
Aromatics, vinegar, acid correction to a verified pH below 3.8. Blended, screened, and checked against the scheduled process on every run.
Hot-filled into five-ounce flint glass, capped, banded, labeled, lot-coded. Then one bottle from every batch gets opened and tasted before any of them ship.
Section IV
A hot sauce that only works on wings is a novelty. Here's where ours actually earns its shelf space.
Mouser. The lime wakes up the yolk.
Catbird Seat. Smoke on smoke, vinegar cuts the fat.
Hackle. Ginger and brine were made for each other.
Catbird Seat, after the bake, never before.
Any of them. This is not a hard question.
Catbird Seat. Two dashes, then one more.
Hackle. Trust us on this one.
Mouser, thinned with a spoon of the noodle water.
The honest scale
Scoville numbers on hot sauce are mostly marketing. These are measured on the finished sauce, not the pepper that went into it.
Batch No. 001
When it's gone we go back to the barrels for eight weeks. Get on the list and you'll get first claim, a founding-batch lot number, and the actual pH log if you're the kind of person who wants that. We are.
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