Goods · Ships nationwide
Our sauce can only be sold in Tennessee. Our shirts have no such problem. Everything here is printed to order on heavyweight garment-dyed cotton — small mark on the chest, the real work on the back.
Collection I
Engraved plates on natural garment-dyed cotton. Small mark on the chest, the specimen on the back.
01 — Tee · Front print
The taxonomic plate, anatomical callouts and all. Natural garment-dyed cotton.
02 — Tee
Six hybrids that never existed, drawn like they were catalogued in 1880.
03 — Tee · Front print
The same field guide, printed in full risograph colour.
04 — Tee
Field guide on a washed olive body. The quietest one we make.
05 — Tee · Front print
A rooster with a serpent’s tail, said to kill with a glance. Real heraldry.
Collection II
Heavier, louder, printed wall to wall on washed black. Every one has a small mark on the chest — tap Front to see it.
01 — Tee
Red on black, teeth out. The loudest thing we have ever printed.
02 — Tee
Two creatures, one bad idea. Full back print.
03 — Tee
The second pressing, redrawn in pink and bone.
04 — Tee
猫魂. Cherry blossom, moonlight, and something with claws.
05 — Tee
Masterless, overheated, headed somewhere specific.
06 — Tee
A silhouette against a red moon. Restraint, for once.
07 — Tee
Not for the mild. Engraved landscape, full back.
08 — Tee
The cat and the bottle, rendered like an old advertisement.
09 — Tee
Sepia, worn, and slightly disreputable.
10 — Tee
Every bite. Heavy back print, small mark on the chest.
11 — Tee
Almost nothing on it. Our most wearable shirt by a distance.
12 — Tee
Full colour, maximum noise. Six inks and no regrets.
13 — Tee
A statue that should not exist, photographed like it does.
14 — Tee
最大の混沌. Punk lettering, wall to wall.
15 — Tee
A vintage poster for a product that did not exist until now.
16 — Tee
Bottle in hand, entirely on fire. Self-explanatory.
17 — Tee
Scoville Fusion Reactor Division. Technical drawings, no technology.
18 — Tee
Ornate, symmetrical, faintly religious about capsaicin.
19 — Tee
Six species, one mission. The whole bestiary, gone feral.
Sizing
| Size | Chest, flat (in) | Body length (in) | Fits chest (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 28 | 34–36 |
| M | 22 | 29 | 38–40 |
| L | 24 | 30 | 42–44 |
| XL | 26 | 31 | 46–48 |
| 2XL | 28 | 32 | 50–52 |
These are boxy, garment-dyed and cut relaxed — they are meant to sit wide. Chest is measured flat across, armpit to armpit, then doubled. Lay your favourite shirt on a table and compare that number rather than guessing.
Garment-dyed cotton loses about half a size on a hot wash. Wash cold, hang dry, and it stays put. Between two sizes, take the smaller one unless you want it properly oversized.
Printed to order
Every piece here is made after you order it, on garment-dyed blanks, and shipped direct. No warehouse, no pallet of size-XL mistakes, no minimum we had to hit by guessing what you'd want.
It also means the shirts go everywhere the sauce can't. Batch 001 is Tennessee-only for now — the goods aren't.
Printed and shipped in 3–5 business days. Sizing runs true; garment-dyed cotton shrinks about half a size on a hot wash, so wash cold and hang it.